我曾經寫過「台灣駐港綜藝咖」這篇文章,以紀念陪伴我度過精采兩年香江歲月的台灣好友們。現在這些「綜藝咖」已如休比嘟華、五五六六等藝人團體般四分五裂,但由於兩週後就是其中一位好友(咖)的婚禮,屆時這些綜藝咖又將齊聚一堂,因此我想到以前為這些朋友們寫的profile,拿出來跟大家分享。當初這些profile的寫法,是仿照管理顧問公司提案給客戶時所附上的團隊陣容介紹。
私人銀行及娛樂通告一姊
• 10 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes full-potential alcoholic strategy, pass-out turnaround strategy, alcoholic supply-chain management
• MBA from XXX(馬賽克)
• Languages: English, Cantonese, Mandarin
• Pursing continental long distance romance with BXXXXX(馬賽克)
大中國區股市分析天后
• 11 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes alcoholic management, drinking games, alcoholic valuation
• BBA from National XXX University
• Languages: English, Cantonese, Mandarin
• Living happily ever after with SXXXXXX(馬賽克)
投資銀行導遊界及吹牛骰盅一哥
• 9 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes alcoholic bullshit, drinking game theory, KTV financial modelling
• BBA from National XXX University
• Languages: English, Mandarin, Taiwanese
• Living happily ever after with PXXXX(馬賽克)in Olympian City
• Claimed single
金融風暴殺手
• 9 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes alcoholic interviews, alcohol performance improvement, alcoholic merger and acquisition
• BBA from National XXX University
• Languages: English, Mandarin, So-so Cantonese
固定收益業務兼買口香糖跑腿A咖
• 12 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes wine tasting, alcoholic dating, post-vomit integration, vomit cleaning
• MBA from XXX Business School
• Languages: English, Mandarin, Not-so-good Cantonese
• Living happily ever after with XX(馬賽克)between Taipei and Hong Kong
整垮雇主魔人
• 12 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes alcoholic communication, alcoholic marketing, drinking technology management, alcoholic financial crisis
• MBA from XXX University
• Languages: English, Mandarin
Mr. Q
• 4 years alcohol experience
• Expertise includes alcoholic due diligence, alcoholic competitive analysis, vomit control and management
• MBA from XXX
• Languages: English, Mandarin, Taiwanese
• Retired from HK alcoholic circle and moved to Taiwan
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